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So you want to pitch in?

That's wonderful. We can always use another hand to help empty the chamberpots around here. I'm glad you have volunteered. Be a dear and clean that grime off the bathroom floor as well. I think someone must have had an accident.If you'd like to make a monetary donation, please see our donations page.

If you have content you believe would somehow fit in with the rubbish here, please let me know and I will be happy to add a link to it in the appropriate place.