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Why are we here?

What is Carpentron?

Who am I?

Hey, wanna see something kind of creepy?

What time is it?

How can I lose weight and keep the weight off?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Are all of these questions really frequently asked?

Where's the beef?

Is there a God?

When will the world end?

Why must people suffer?

Are we there yet?