While I am not a charity or any other non-profit organization, I will gladly accept your money if you would like to give it to me. Please send your donations to the following address*:
Carpentron
65 East 3rd Street
Brooklyn, NY 11218
Please send CASH ONLY. Do not send a check or any other form of payment than CASH. I have no desire to run into problems with the IRS or any other government organization (or with Cthulhu, though it is unlikely that he would care much about this - still, I don't want to be on his bad side).
* NOTE: We are no longer located at this address, but feel free to send your money there anyway. We're sure whoever is there will gladly accept it.