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Fun with Randomness

I have always been a big fan of Mad Libs. I had lots of those books as a kid, and I used to make Mad Libs programs in BASIC back in the day. Well, these are like Mad Libs except that I've preloaded lots of random nouns, verbs, etc. so that you can just keep reloading the page and getting new results.


The Story that Writes Itself

Each person who reads this story will find it a completely different experience. In fact, even for one person, a second reading results in a story utterly different from the first. Click above to give it a try.


Nuggets of Wisdom

There is a thin line between wisdom and nonsense.


The Declaration

Prior to declaring its independence from Great Britain, the Colonies had another declaration, conceived after a night of heavy drinking, which has been revealed only now.


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